do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re actually really deep people who have a lot more to them than you ever actually even think about
woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf
this is literally the best post ever
Map of the World by Natural Skin Color
i’m really dumbfounded that i never realized skin colour is literally just caused by being closer to or farther from the equator and the resulting sun exposure and skin darkening
actually, its an adaptation. natural selection. people with darker skin are selected for in areas near the equator, where the melanin that causes the darker color protects them from radiation and protects them from skin cancer and other health defects, and because they are healthier they can pass on that trait more. people near the poles have lighter skin because it allows them absorb more of the limited sunlight to convert to vitamin d.
THIS IS THE THING SOME PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE OVER.
Evolution of melanin levels based on geographical location.
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
In the last 2 days I have lost both my phone and Ipod touch. It’s like technology is running away from me. And it’s super annoying because I know my Ipod is in my bedroom, which is literally smaller than your average prison cell, and yet I stil can’t find it!
um i just heard night at the museum 3 is a thing that is happening and i am really excited because there is nothing better than tiny cowboy owen wilson who yells insults at normal sized people
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
Some people just know how to do birthday cards.
birthday cards against humanity
COMMUNITY HASNT BEEN RENEWED YET! I REPEAT: COMMUNITY HAS NOT BEEN RENEWED YET
It would be so cruel not to get just one more season.
never microwave a caprisun
what did you do
i microwaved a caprisun